Kenyan Problems are caused by MP's

KENYAN PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT

Can you believe it that the problems Kenyans face on a daily basis are caused by members of parliament? It may seem hard to believe, but its through the creation of these problems that they get the ability to squeeze out the money from citizens of this nation.

I will use various sectors to explain how it is that member's of parliament make it hard for most of us to love in this tidy country.

Transport:

The transport sector is owned by many mps in parliament and a few folks who are trying and already have connections to most folks in government. Now, in the case that an Mp owns a vehicle that plies a certain route be assured that he wants every single cent from the folks living in that part of beloved Kenya. So you will most probably find that he has like a fleet of 5 to 10 vehicles that ply that specific route. Ever wondered how come the owner managed to purchase that much number of vehicles?? Its the trying class of citizens that own only one or two matatus that ply a certain route.

Social degrade:

Members of parliament are paid a lot. Many Kenyans are paid peanuts. So the thing is to wonder how come some folks manage to reach that point in a flash... Thats a question for another day. The flesh is the major reason behind the troubles of many males. So do members of parliament face these same problems. At times, we do give an eye to cleavage and wish we had a taste. An mp's wishes always come true at the swiping of his card. Once a lady who is desperate to acquire money in the right wrong way falls for the option of walking the street, that is a vuvuzela blow away from Simmers..... Everything is solved. Ladies do share their experiences and that's why these days whores in Nairobi are brave enough to want prostitution to be legalized in our nation. God forbid.

Prices of goods:

Its obvious you have come across a good at the supermarket or at a store somewhere and wished you would have it, but the price tag on that particular item is what made you have second thoughts. Well, truth be told, it is all the mp's fault that the price of that good has been raised that high so that it may be reserved for a certain league of individuals. They actually don't want the average Kenyan to maximize the utility out of the product, that's why its that expensive.

Taxes:

It is all the fault of members of parliament that we get over taxed in Kenya. Other nations are even surprised to hear that we are taxed so highly. I bet if the individuals in this nation who felt the pinch that the taxation did to there salaries got ignited with some Egypt spirit, then we would probably have a new president and all those who think they own the country would be put in their place.

Weapons:

How did Kenyans get access to weapons? Weapons that are not registered in the first place. Its all the fault of the mps. They are trying to make you feel secure with those weapons though we are just going to slay ourselves.

Bombs:

Ever wondered how come whenever a scandal come up and it involves the top in parliament then a bomb is detonated somewhere through all means be it traditional or modern means. There was the de la rue saga that was quieted by a bomb blast in machakos bus station. Now they are trying to shift your attention from the baragoi saga by exploding bombs in eastleigh. So the technique usually is.... explode a bomb and make them loose focus on what they were previously focused on.

So there you have it. Mps are the burdens that trouble Kenyans. If only you voted wisely and not for the hogs that are ready to milk you then kill you, Kenya would live up to some of the goals that it looks to achieve like eliminating corruption.